Wait, haven’t you capitalized on the deaths of the people who entrusted you with their healthcare?

I had the S3 and it was barely usable after some years. Threw… What was lineage before the switch? Cyanogen? … on it and it ran like never before. Samsung software is dogshit.

I just want to do my work, then live my life. Those two things have nothing in common, and I want to keep them separated. If my colleagues want to meet, I ain’t gonna complain. But please accept that I’m grumpy and socially awkward and I love my dogs way more than my colleagues.

*the lamp in the lie detector has determined…

Who’s willing to sponsor me, trying to do better?

Well, that convinced me. I should become gay.

Haha, I like that

You can nuke everything, but just scribbling it to Mexico with a sharpie is much more cost effective.

Some years ago, I wanted to implement machine learning to get rid of the pigeons on my balcony. The other birds were fine for me, but those little fuckers crapped all over the place. I thought about an automated water gun.

I used to utilize Arduinos, but since I tried an ESP32 I never looked back. Those fit my needs much better and come with all the connections I want. Especially in combination with home assistant.

3 days, other, Moscow

Is it over? I stopped watching.

You could have told me that some years ago, now I’m married to four different dudes.

Yes, but I hate flaccid plates and silverware :-(

If he could read, he’d be so angry at you.

Funny, I hope you choke on a bag of dicks every day for the rest of your life, you vile human abscess.

Jokes on you, I’m so scarred from my divorce, you wouldn’t realize I’m secretly straight.

Those swarms are violent and organized in a monarchy. Unacceptable!

People really need a better way to compete with lobbyists.